Lao Jiao Profile

The Management has decided to record details of each flautist's particulars because the favourite topics of senior and juniors are, "Who are you?" and "Which batch are you har?"

So, this post aims to answer all your queries about the wonders of the section, from batch 1984 onwards.
(Btw, this post was wiped out at least twice. The Management is super sian.)

1984
Cheng Tze Siong
He once acclaimed the Best Soloist Award, and is the perpetrator of the vibrato culture. He is now a living mystery. Dunno where he is.
EDIT He was sighted at the Pasir Ris Control Station on the day this post was created!!! He has changed name to Cheng Yue Pan. O.O His contact number is with the Management. Wahahaha.

1985
There are no known members from our section this year because according to history, there were only 5 band members that year, namely Cedric, Daniel, Yoke Pui, Jing Wan and Carol. If you actually encounter a spiritual member, please let us know. And exorcise him her please.

1986
Kun Mei Ching
This FF11 freak is now doing a double degree at NTU about some Chinese English acupuncture medicine thing. The Management has agreed to be the guinea pig for her first acupuncture. So, the Management is shivering with fear/excitement. This legendary flautist used to boast about her flute wiping skills. Erh. Anyway she is actually born 1985.

Cheng Xin Hui
The Management remembers her as the lady who wore bracers and still managed to play the flute. She is now aspiring to be a teacher, and is part of both Mus Art and NUS Symphony Orchestra.

Hiew Li Hong
Do not be mistaken; this Li Hong is female. If you are Hiew Li Hong, please contact us--WE NEED YOU

1987
Lynette Ng
This self-acclaimed Management has switched 3 jobs in a single year and aspires to switch 4 in the following (please do not take down this statement; it is not true). She is currently exploiting Tan Li Hong's laptop. Yay. She is remembered to be damn action.

Cheng Jing Yi
This mysterious woman has disappeared. She is remembered to be the star player of Fatal Frame. Please play for us once more! (L)

Burt Thyng
Bird Bird recently appeared at the babakuu and actually derived joy in talking about people fainting at the sight of corpses. He has disappeared for a long time, but despite the long respite, he is still a comic character. He loves talking about Teriyaki Chicken.

1988
Tan Li Hong
This ultra fit man is a Chemical Engineering student at TP but somehow is damn good at design (better than Lynette who is damn sad at Design). He is forever talking about trying to type his SIP report about 4000words but he is only at 1500 words. Today he promises to finish his SIP report as he did in the last three days. He termed himself the No person.

Lin Huizhen
The Management remembers that she has a Christian name that starts with C (Catharine Catalina Catalyst or something). She is majoring in Applied Maths in NUS. This crazy woman felt sore despite scoring 90+ in Maths. How dare she! She is a fan of KickBoxing and she likes to ogle at male species photos.

Zeng Wan Ying
She has gone missing. If you are Zeng Wan Ying, please contact us--WE NEED YOU TOO

1989
Manning Ng
Man Man Lai is now working as a data entry warrior (saikang). She aspires to grow another 2cm, so let's pray for her. She is under Wang Tong's teachings and constantly says she sounds like sai. How could she? If she learns vibrato where will the sai come from?? Anyway, she has termed herself the Whiner.

Sim Hui Qin
Choco Princess has somehow managed to maintain the same look despite many years--blur sotong and funny. Sometimes the Management cannot tell Hui Qin and Huizhen apart because they both like to ogle at guys and kickbox. When she sings she sounds like the Anime Ending Song vocalist. Please go and kickbox with her. Her regular session starts Sunday 11am.

Mystery Rainft
He was part of us until end of Sec 2. We do not know where he is and what he looks like apart from the fact that he eats with his mouth closed, but let us pray he is doing well. Hahaha.

1990
Andy Tay
This man is now in the Critical Year, a term he proudly introduces to the whole section. He used to talk about anti-climax ghost stories. He acts blur but he really is pretty damn smart.

Candice
What happened? We have no idea. If you are Candice, please contact us--WE NEED YOU ALSO

1991
Jermain Cho
This kinesthetic learner has a very funny name. The Management could not spell his name and spelt it as Germain. (strangely reminds the Management of Germany.) Anyway, this man has a colourful history and has indeed grown to be a strong man. (????)

Qi Yun
China Girl recently appeared at the babakuu with her sheep clothes. :D She is remembered to be smiling, smiling...and then saying something Qian Bian. Haaaa.

Amanda
The Management hereby apologises; we only remember that Amanda lives in Loyang Valley. Please forgive us. (???)

1992
Seng Wei Jun
This hyperactive kid is always asking "why why why??" and is the complete opposite of his lazy brother. It is rumoured that Wei Jun used to walk behind and Wei Jie in front or vice versa, and that Wei Jie bore a secret grudge because Wei Jun always beat him in Naruto.

to be continued

GUEST
Seng Wei Jie - Oboist
This strange alien is somehow affiliated to the flute (apart from the fact his section has a very straightforward family tree) and acts as a Cook, Chauffeur and in future, Saikang Warrior. Oh, Chauffeur also in future. He may look damn lazy, but he really is very lazy. If you take note, he even laughs lazily.